Hello lovely people of Tumblr!

For the past few years, I’ve been working on a project (which started as a different tumblr called How to Make Me Come) about female orgasm.

I wanted to explore the full spectrum of female desire. And not just desire, but the pain and frustration, too. I wanted to get to the truth of how women feel. So I asked women to speak candidly about their experiences. And now this collection has evolved into a book.

Today, Moan: Anonymous Essays on Female Orgasm comes out! You can buy it here: https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/emma-koenig/moan/9781455540549/?lens=grand-central-publishing or in a bookstore near you!

If Fuck! I’m in My Twenties resonated with you, I have a feeling this might, too.

I hope you are all doing okay and finding the things in life that make you happy and satisfied.

so much love,

emma

Yes, the rumors are true. Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal is available for purchase.

Here’s an entry filled out by the extraordinary Aaron Schroeder!

AARON SCHROEDER hails from Canada. So he’s nice and healthy. (Or so people say). He’s an actor and writer and though he lives in NYC, comes to LA to be in his friends’ things. He was last seen in LA playing fatality obsessed simpleton Garrett on Next Time on Lonny, and, in his own short film, playing German octogenarian post-war emigres Hilde Metzger (Watch trailer here). To see strange photos of Aaron Schroeder visit www.aaron-schroeder.com
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Do you burn books in your backyard to deal with your anger? Duuuude, go buy Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal! And if that doesn’t satiate your pyro tendencies, you can grab the original Fuck! I’m in My Twenties book!

Here’s a page filled out by the totes awes Emily Schmidt.

EMILY SCHMIDT is an aspiring TV writer living in Los Angeles and often dreaming of Minneapolis. She improvises with indie team Lady Parade and spends the rest of her time eating snacks in her car. She recently co-wrote a short film that takes place at a cranberry festival in northern Wisconsin – check out the awesome Kickstarter! (which is only running until the end of June!)

Need a very slim book to sit on while driving? Today is your lucky day, baby. Pick up Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal now!

Here’s page filled out by the extraordinary Anna Konkle.

“One time I was born and then I grew to be my age. But somewhere along the way, I made a mistake. And then another time, my one friend emma, asked me to write down many mistakes but since I’ve made only one-  I wrote down things I’m good @ instead.”

ANNA KONKLE

writer / actor / co-creator

Sup, y'all. Don’t despair, these journal pages aren’t over just yet!

Here’s a page filled out by the friendliest human alive Ryan Howard.

RYAN HOWARD has been making the world a better place since 1985. He lives in Los Angeles and works as a freelance producer, director and writer, and really - anything you’ll pay him to do. No, really - ANYTHING. 

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Also, here’s a web series he made featuring Bubbles from The Wire!!

 Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal is on sale!  It’s easy to use and so comfortable, you can’t even feel it!

Here’s a page filled out by the inimitable Spencer Novich.

SPENCER NOVICH is an actor, clown and member of the comedy group Gentlemen Party. He currently lives in Las Vegas where he performs at Spiegelworld’s Rose. Rabbit. Lie. at the Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas. Come visit him. He’s lonely and it’s hot here. Twitter / Instagram: @spencernovich Website: www.spencernovich.com

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If you don’t see Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal in your local Urban Outfitters, pull aside a salesperson and tell them a riveting tale, chock full of sorrow and intrigue, which details why you desperately need it. Maybe they can order it for ya! Then again, there’s also the internet.

Here’s a page filled out by the super duper Liz Apple.

LIZ APPLE  is a designer/illustrator living in Minneapolis. She is a designer at Target where she designs print and pattern for a wide array of products. She especially likes doodling things very small. Some sampling of drawings are here: www.cargocollective.com/lizapple

Can’t take the heat? Howzabout you pick up a copy of Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal. The abundant pages and easy to hold spine make it an excellent fan! You’ll feel cooler in no time. IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

Here’s a page filled out by the fantastique Caroline Bloom.

CAROLINE BLOOM is an actress in LA. She’s almost almost done writing a short screenplay that she’ll star in this summer, unless Greta Gerwig wants the part. Www.carolinebloom.com

Hey all you parents out there. Feel like your 20 something kid is slipping away? Give your child Fuck! I’m in My Twenties: A Guided Journal.  And LOVE THEM WITH ALL YOUR HEART. That’s important, too.

Here’s a page filled out by the one of a kind Billy Domineau.

BILLY DOMINEAU is a comedy writer and actor. He’s a freelance contributor for SNL’s Weekend Update and tweets at @midschooldance, @buzzfeedcrisis, and @billydomineau. He really does desperately need a job in his field. To be clear he did not go to Harvard. He also makes videos with his sketch/improv group Gentlemen Party, like these ones (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr7k04Hw9S6A43zz86o_uIQ).